Thread  RSS Whatcha Think Smurfs Taste Like?



# 10267 18 years ago on Sat, Jan 21 2006 at 4:17 am

Buncha my pals went out for drinks the other night and we had this discussion.

Gargamel was obsessed with catching the Smurfs and putting them in a stew.

We wondered: Why? Why did he go to so much trouble? Why not just eat something else?

So we thought... what would Smurfs taste like?

# 10268 18 years ago on Sat, Jan 21 2006 at 6:42 am

The obvious, and most tempting, answer would be blueberries.

Since that's too easy, I'll take another stab and say: probably cornish hen with a hint of cilantro.

"Dangerous toys are fun, but you could get hurt!"

# 10269 18 years ago on Sat, Jan 21 2006 at 8:01 am

No. They are really horrible.

# 10270 18 years ago on Sat, Jan 21 2006 at 8:07 am

They don't real. You can't eat was doesn't real.

# 10271 18 years ago on Sat, Jan 21 2006 at 9:02 am

I can't believe we're having this conversation.

Or, hell, keep me out of this...

I can't believe you're having this conversation.

Much better.

"Dangerous toys are fun, but you could get hurt!"


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