Posts by Wakka

Smoked Eel, I can get down with that. That's good sushi. As a sandwich, that's novel. Eels are good, stuff 'em in my mouth. Stuff them all in my mouth and grin. ...

Once upon a time there was a spoopy skurleton, ermergerd. It was so spoopy that another skurleton popped out. Then the skurleton called the other skurleton on the phone but then the skurletons were both in the same room. THEN WHO WAS PHONE? 2spoop...

Problem is that we've been sending messages passively out into space ever since radio was invented. No responses (that we know). Maybe there's too much distance for our radio transmits to get far enough before we're all gone anyway. ...

Ja, when I was a school kid, we were taught that: Earth has multiple layers. A crunchy outer shell, a chocolately middle layer, a chewy nougat, and a caramel center, packed with peanuts. We might have watched a lot of candy bar commercials as kids,...

1. Picture of Bill Cosby 2. "Bot" of Merkel appears, endorsing cannibalistic pudding 3. Angela Merkel IS Bill Cosby 4. 5. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED ...