Filler because too much RP

HAY GUISE

I'm crap-posting here because the RP has dominated the forum and it was mentioned that the rest of the forum has been quiet. Therefore, I'm making a nonsense post that would probably get me banned if this weren't my own web site.

For funzies, try to say the most ridiculous thing you can possibly imagine in this thread. Crap-posting encouraged. You can do it!

I'm sorry I don't post anymore. I'll try harder.

Nonsense?

Mittens made of mutton,

A coat that will not button.

I eat chicken noodle,

And pooped out a poodle,

So now all my jarbles are gone.

The end.

Your limerick inspires me to peel a bird and play air guitar at a gas station.

It also convinced me of one true reality:

Santa Claus is real and he is less fat than I previously believed.

I just have two things:

1. I'm very tired and stressed out from work and should get to bed

2. There's actually a yellow elephant (the Hadoop mascot) defecating many, many perfectly glazed hams.

So, uh, yeah. Maybe I should go to bed and stuff.

That elephant could end world hunger.

Lozzy, what are jarbles? Are they marbles in a jar?