Angela Merkel To Be New Jell-O Spokesperson

Thought this might be interesting:

With Bill Cosby embroiled in a series of sexual assault charges, Jell-O (a brand owned by Kraft-Heinz (NASDAQ: KHC)) has been searching for a new spokesperson to begin a television and Internet advertising campaign. The chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel, who has been chancellor since 2005, has worked out a deal for a handful of video spots promoting the brand's line of pudding snacks.

"Excellent dippity is just that," replied Merkel in a candid Interview Monday. "Flavored me is just that. You sounds like a good thing. Ich bin ein pudding pop!"

When former spokesperson Bill Cosby was asked about Merkel's new relationship with Jell-O, he responded: "Ob gob zip dippity-doo! Dauuugh, eat yer puddin' pops."

Well, there you go.

Honestly, I can think of no one better.

I thought for sure there was some international law forbidding current heads of state from being featured in advertisements. Since it's Jell-O, I'm sure all governing bodies are too busy enjoying their delicious bribes treats to care.