Posts by Lozmai

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Don't chuck that old mobile phone, there's gold in there
But the Olympics have a new sport, phone chuckin'! Don't hate on olympic phone chuckin' it's the new greatest thing! Whoever has to gather up the phones afterward is the athlete that truly goes for the gold. ...
9 years ago on Friday, Feb 19 2016 1:03 pm
Paulstretch
Never underestimate the elasticity of Beatles. Not to be confused with beetles, which aren't very elastic at all and make quite a mess when you try to stretch them but all they do is rip apart. Gug butts? Bug guts. ...
9 years ago on Friday, Feb 19 2016 1:02 pm
Burger King Hot Dogs
In McLobster™ we trust. Amen. I would shove a McLobster into my gob faster than... it could pinch my nose? Lobsters are the delish but I think they way they're cooked is very cruel. ...
9 years ago on Friday, Feb 19 2016 1:00 pm
Smoked Eel Sandwiches!
Peeled eel? I know that feel. ...
9 years ago on Thursday, Feb 18 2016 6:06 am
Paulstretch
You can keep stretching Paul, but you won't get any more music out of him. ...
9 years ago on Thursday, Feb 18 2016 6:05 am
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