Posts by Wolfwood29

On Friday, February 19th, 2016 at 7:40 pm, Nitrocosm said: I could see flip phones being tempting to throw because they would be shaped a little like boomerangs. (CodeWarrior is gonna kill me) No, they don't throw flip phones just because they're boo...

They have to genetically engineer potato squirrels because it's the only food that their other great genetic experiment will eat: The fatnormous globula brain. The fatnormous globula brain demands that it be fed no less than 20 potato squirrels a day....

Atlas walked up to Jess. "Thank you for your generosity. I would like to offer my services as a mercenary, if I can be of any use." He looked at her sword, which was sheathed on her back. "Although, I can tell from the looks of things that you're pr...

The pun's lost on me. Anyway, Atlas will be familiar with them, only through word of mouth when he was active in the military. If that's all we need, then we're probably set. ...

There's been a foot surplus in the Northwest. Now brains, there's a shortage there. ...